In two months of living here, I have come out to exactly two people, both male.  One propositioned me.  (I declined.)  The other lost no time in informing me that he strongly recommended I marry a man, and not a woman, because it is a scientific fact that sperm is very good for a woman’s health.

 

If anybody has ever, EVER gotten a better response to coming out than that last one, please share.

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